No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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