It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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