Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
bring money and cleavage
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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