I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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