do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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