I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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