I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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