she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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