Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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