So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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