it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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