there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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