But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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