But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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