Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
420 ftw
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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