Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
