Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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