): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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