do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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