But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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