Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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