You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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