If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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