Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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