I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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