so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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