her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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