I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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