actually, I'm a sock model
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Randomize
