I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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