So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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