marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
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I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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