Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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