At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
The air taste purple.
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