he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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