I heard we made out
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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