i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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