I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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