I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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