Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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