i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
