I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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