Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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