whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
His nipple licking is glorious
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