i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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