No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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