I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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