Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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