everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Don't tell me you're on acid again
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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