But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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