i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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