I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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