his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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