Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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